A woman gets
pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle
officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said,
"I bet
you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what
he had said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle
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