| An old cowboy,
dressed in a cowboy shirt, jeans, ten gallon hat, spurs, and
chaps was sitting in a bar sipping his whiskey when a beautiful
young woman
walked in and sat down next to him. After a few minutes she turned
to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy"?
"Well,"
he replied, "I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding
cattle, breaking
horses, mending fences and such, so I reckon I am."
After a short
time he turned to the young woman and asked, "What're you,
young lady?"
"I've
never been on a ranch", she replied, "so I'm certainly no
cowboy. I'm
a lesbian", she went on. "I've spent my whole life
thinking about other
women. As soon as I get up in the morning I start to think of
women. When I eat
I think of women. When I shower I think of women. When I
watch TV I think of women. When I sleep I dream of women. Everything
seems to make me
think of women."
A short time
later the young woman left and an older couple came in and sat
down next to the cowboy. In a few minutes they turned to the cowboy
and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied,
"I always thought that I was, but I just found out that I'm
a lesbian!" |
