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Sunday December 24, 2000
Merry Christmas!
or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa... or whatever you are celebrating - Happy Holidays! :) Unfortunately I don't have a «x-mas gift» for you... yet... but expect an update of KP Internet and oebdvd.cjb.net during the holidays.
 showmelove.cjb.net
As you probably know, showmelove.cjb.net is being updated continuously without always being announced here.
kphome.cjb.net
Merry Christmas to all readers; the promised update will come during the holidays, with lots of new reviews and a re-organisation of the site which will make it easier to navigate.
kvernan.com
Update will come very soon. The site will be more free from the OEB site, get tighter integrated with the web-shop on Mamut and more photos will come.
Sunday November 5, 2000
showmelove.cjb.net
A lot of news today before a short winter holiday until x-mas. This site is regulary updated and has it's own news section independent of this.
oebdvd.cjb.net
I give you my first impressions of the Jurassic Park DVD, region 2. I'll soon get the The Lost World DVD too of course.
oebjp.cjb.net
I give you my first impressions of the Jurassic Park DVD, region 2. I'll soon get the The Lost World DVD too of course. Some thoughts about the tuture development of the site, and some minor updates.
Monday October 9, 2000
showmelove.cjb.net
Major update of the picture and download sections, and more minor updates (shop, links, article). After some down-time should all pictures and downloads be online ready to download now (even if the downloads are on a bit slow server). Expect more updates soon (also in Norwegian). The region 1 DVD should be released «nation-wide» in the U.S. tomorrow!
oebdvd.cjb.net
Some news on the Jurassic Park DVD release.
oebjp.cjb.net
More news on the Jurassic Park DVD release.
Friday September 29, 2000
New short-URLs
I've generated some new short-URLs to access the different regions of my site... Some are without the irritating pop-up banners, some are with a new irritating bottom-bar banner hehe... :> only this time I'm getting paid for it. There's also a mail-account connected to all these short-URLs, just follow this form [anything]@[site].cjb.net. Example: oeb@showmelove.cjb.net, but of course you can just use the good old kvernan@netcom.no address if you wish to contact me. Please bookmark the following links as I might go crazy one day and move a site or two...
showmelove.cjb.net
oebhome.cjb.net
oebdvd.cjb.net
oebjp.cjb.net
oebgames.cjb.net
oebcats.cjb.net
tegneseriebua.cjb.net
kvernan.cjb.net
Monday September 25, 2000
DVD
The DVD store is updated with most version of the Jurassic Park DVDs and more.
surf.to/amal
DVD and VHS released in the USA! I just got the mail from Strand Releasing!
Monday September 25, 2000
welcome.to/kvernan
The Comics Booth is now updated with new lists in both Excel- and HTML format.
get.to/kp
Some Buy! links updated on the review page. You can now also buy Dante's Peak and WarGames directly from my DVD site.
surf.to/amal
Update soon to come. Small adjustments are done without a message here. These pages also have an own What's new? page which not necessarily will be repeated here. I plan to seperate more pages with an own fast-link, for instance the DVD and Jurassic Park pages. The DVD pages will be restructured even more, and the info page shall very soon be completely translated.
Monday September 11, 2000
welcome.to/kvernan
...is also finally updated to the new design! The Comics Booth has also got it's own page - more to come there soon. There'll also be more recipes. Und wir haben auch Deutsche Seiten... bald. Btw., somebody made a song about Kvernan (in Norwegian), you can download it here. Of course, I take total distance from and feel no reference to it's content :).
surf.to/amal
There seems to be a problem with the home.enter.vg server because I haven't been able to connect to it since Thursday! I'm awaiting a mail from the support. If this takes a long time I could move the pages to a new server. Anyway, there are no major updates, only some small fixes I'd like to get online. And a lot of files in the download section are still missing unfortunately...
Saturday September 9, 2000
surf.to/amal
 Another update. There was no more space left on the servers, and now I can't access it, but as soon as I get connected again I'll upload all missing files. There was possibly a problem with the Show Me Love links on the top menu line, but they are now fixed.
DVD
New design at last! Also some other updates in news, guide (still not completely translated, but it'll be ready soon), movies and shop. I plan to redesign the movies and shop pages completely and make it into one page. That's why Store isn't available on the menus on most pages.
Happy birthday!
...to myself... ehh... :)
Sunday September 3, 2000
Monday August 21, 2000
- surf.to/amal
At last! What we may call the BETA-version of the completely new Fucking Åmål site is ready. A lot is still missing, but I thought it was best to release this rather than waiting even longer... because it may still take some time before everything is «finished». I've totally miscalculated my time this summer as usual, so I had to put all homepage-work on the shelf gor quite some time. It'll be better as we moves toward autumn and winter! Not that I really look forward to it... :( Happy summer (or what's left of it)! :) Btw, for once the English version of the pages actually contains more than the Norwegian one (except the essay).
Sunday June 25, 2000
- Welcome to Jurassic Park!
This update is nearly only for Norwegian-speaking visitors, but you'll get a «home-made» JP map and the TLW transcript is back online. - Netscape
After a short control it's evident that my site doesn't view very well in Netscape, for instance is mostly Times New Roman used instead of Arial. This is fixed on this page, but on the other hand I can't improve my pages for both Internet Explorer and Netscape. The top menu for instance is «impossible» to get right in Netscape. So my site is still «Best viewed in Internet Explorer».
Thursday June 15, 2000
- Welcome to Jurassic Park!
COMPLETE update of the Jurassic Park site. I must admit the old one really sucked by now, with a lot of dead links and downloads. I know there are still some things that should be fixed, like the Steven Spielberg page, and some design modifications (a lot of different designs on the different pages, I've updated a bit now and a bit then, that's why it turned out like this). But enjoy the new site, which will (hopefully) be better updated than the old one. Some new additions worth mentioning is working downloads (ehh...), including the original Jurassic Park trailer (!) with a scene that never made it into the final movie and a news section, covering the latest news (mostly official news though, not rumors) related to Jurassic Park. But what are you doing reading this, get over there!! - Bug fixing
I've fixed a lot of HTML code bugs, broken links (mostly by removing them...) and bad downloads. Some files didn't even exist or was blank (some KP reviews), but they're now uploaded. This is all thanks to Linkbot from Tetranet Software. Download and try it free today to get rid of also those irritating bad links on your site. Honestly, I'm not getting paid to tell you this, I just think it's a great software! :) - Games
Well, this pages also sucks (or sucked), sorta. A lot of the game downloads didn't work, and some still doesn't, because I must find the original files again. On some games it's only linked to GamesDomain so you must find the game yourself, and that's not good enough. Especially the page with the classic games (which I completely forgot to include in the new menu... whoops...), has a lot of bad downloads. To be improved! - Show Me Love
Still no new site, sorry, but I found a few bad links on this page too, which I can't correct right now because I'm working on the new site and have changed the files on my computer to go together with that. I believe some downloads didn't exist, but all files are uploaded now. Bad links on the page (correct here): Waiting in vain, Bokförlaget DN, Casa Balkan (no new link yet, if ever), review on Kino.ch (I'll see if they've moved the review, if not I'll upload my local copy). This accounts to both the Norwegian and English pages, as I didn't bother to translate the news to Norwegian this time :)).
Friday June 2, 2000
Wednesday May 31, 2000
- Show Me Love
I've made new scans of the book covers and the full DVD cover. Be ready for... surf.to/amal... - New reviews
For the third time in KP's history - two reviews translated to English and published exclusive on KP Internet. I'm talking about Sherdil and Där Regnbågen Slutar (Where the Rainbow Ends) with Rebccca Liljeberg from Show Me Love. Except them to show up this weekend. If you want some of my other reviews in English you can of course mail me your wish...
Thursday May 18, 2000
- Show Me Love (Warning: Contains language that may be found offensive)
«Finished» at last. Everything is completely translated to English, grammar is improved and most type errors are removed! There is even some all new information in the synopsis, more downloads and more pictures! Now I can start working on my site, which should be just around the corner. It'll be based on the same in-depth style as the review and will consentrate on more rare details rather than things that every other site has already got. To manage this, I'll try to also use other sourches than the Internet, like the FÅ book and the DVD commentary.
Tuesday May 16, 2000
Sunday May 14, 2000
- Show Me Love (Warning: Contains language that may be found offensive)
Some minor updates. surf.to/amal will be active any moment now... during this week I assume... - Games
New design (and META tags updated). - Cats
META tags updated. Not that's it visible to you... - Kvernan
META tags updated. Not that's it visible to you... - Opdates soon
Since all META tags are finished, the site will be added to various search engines, and then I'll se how it goes. The more visitors, the more updates...
Wednesday May 3, 2000
- Show Me Love (Warning: Contains language that may be found offensive)
Some updates (mostly for the fans). A bit more text translated and some new images, downloads and links. I update this page regulary, and not all small updates are written here. Some new text added to the synopsis newly (more about what happens before Agnes cuts herself). I'll add more about the Edith Södergran poem her father reads later (already on the Norwegian page). And for the easily offended of you I'm going to make a cencored version of the page (without any f... words and such). It'll be a lot shorter, though (it's really the KP paper version of the article, which was also cencored). On the other hand is this a lot more worked on, so the quality is better. - DVD - Movies
Added some new DVDs: South Park, Dead Man Walking and the Swedish films Där Regnbågen Slutar and Sherdil, both starring Rebecka Liljeberg from Show Me love. And I updated all the META tags - well, you can't see them. - Jurassic Park
These pages are quite popular I believe, and I'm sorry for the lack of updates. Expect something great to happen soon! New design, new everything... Now, only the META tags (which sucked, the same on every page on my site) are updated, but I guess you don't really care. Btw, if you're not into HTML, a META tag is some code lines the search engine recognises, but they're not much use if you have the same on every page. :-)
Sunday April 23, 2000
Monday April 17, 2000
- Happy Easter!!
The Easter Holidays give good time for homepage work, even if I have a lot of other things to do. But expect some updates! - New design (KP)!
Webdesign - could you think of a more pointless job? Like I work with Webdesigning, what's that supposed to mean? What kind of meaning has that? Well, it's a good thing I do this only as a hobby - for fun. This will also - hopefully - be the last redesign in a looong time, so I can consentrate on the most important thing on a website - the content - absolutely not the design, whichc the webdesigners want us to believe. Some of the pages I visit most and have visited most have an awful design, but that mean nothing as long as the content has meaning. They have rarely a simple URL like welcome.to/oeb either. It can be addresses like http://users.nac.net/splat/lw/ or http://www.canit.se/~bigmac/reb.html. But I find them - and visits them (or has visited them) every day! A bit Internet-philosophy there, to explain away that my pages had a exaggerated heavy menu system, and especially a very bad integration between the Norwegian and English pages. Now you can change language with a click on every single page (in a while)! Another problem was that you needed 1024x768 display resolution to view most pages correctly, and almost no pages would print out very good. But now you can view nearly all pages in as low as 640x480 resolution (or at least 800x600)! Printing should work much better, and all pages will look the same independent of what resolution you use! For the time being is it broadly speaking KP that is updated, but all the other pages will come after in some time. First Jurassic Park i should think, which really need a face-lift and reorganization. It may be a biy difficult to find what you want on this now quite large site, so I'll walk you through some KP pages I've updated...
Film review: The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Film review: Show Me Love
Read and be wise... There was a lot more pages in Norwegian :-(. Be sure to switch to Norwegian if you do understand that rather strange language (what are you doing here??!) I'll get better to update. On the other hand, some pages are only in English. Apart from this, all the other KP pages are updated of course. Thanks to Steffan (visit his (Norwegian) home page, and I'm sure he'll be glad... Please tell him that you think Show Me Love is a fantastisk film too) I got to know that fikk none of my answer forms worked at all (SOL allows only use of their CGI scripts from their own server...). The forms are still not very good, so feel free to use normal e-mail instead. - Soon Show Me Love pages ! (Warning: Contains possibly offensive language)
Soon I'll release my very own Show Me Love pages . The link will at this point only redirect you to the review (Warning: Contains possibly offensive language). The plan is to divide this into sections and remove things there that really don't need to be in a review, and make that stand-alone pages, together with much more of course!! I have added some new links and translated a bit more on the present page. Complete translation will be done in some time (faster if I get more mail about it)!! - The guestbook works! :-)
My guestbook has ridiculously few messages (may have something to do with that it hasn't worked at all for quite some time), but now I've made a new and completly automatic guestbook! This means that you can see your message at once, and it also opens the possibility to discuss some of the topics on my pages with other visitors. Write, write, write! - Goin' for some pizza!
After having updated my page for hours (the time is 3:33 in the night right now) I'm going for some pizza (vegetarian of course) before I start uploading 'em! :-) Today's piece of pointless trivia information...
Tuesday April 4, 2000
- Jurassic Park DVD!
- Some news. Btw, did you know JP was shot in 1.85:1 aspect ratio? Weird, isn't it?
Monday April 3, 2000
You found me!
- New server, more space...
- You've found the «correct version» of my site. Good! X-Stream was awfully slow, so that didn't work. Instead, I found a great free service at Dagbladet :start and moved the whole site here. The pages will not be updated any more at the old location and a lot of files are missing. Here's a summary of the links you can use:
http://welcome.to/oeb or oeb.welcome.to
http://welcome.to/kvernan or kvernan.welcome.to
http://get.to/kp or kp.get.to
If you don't like the pop-up windows you may also log in using home.no.net/oeb. I'm looking for a good re-direction service without pop-up windows and similar.
There might still quite possibly be some errors like files that are missing and pictures that will not show. There could have been errors during FTP transfering. I don't have the capacity to check all pages online, so please mail me if you find an error.
- ICQ 50270549
- This is my ICQ, if you want to contact me.
Sunday March 19, 2000
- DVD - Fucking Åmål [a.k.a. Show me Love]
 This low-budget Swedish movie is just fucking great! You must see it too believe it. Unfortunatly, the DVD/ VHS is not released with English subtitles yet. Only Scandinavian versions.
- Soon X-Stream!
- I'll move my pages quite soon now. But if you use the welcome.to address you'll have nothing to worry about.
Saturday March 4, 2000
- No more space!
- It's nearly no more space left on my Tele2 user-account. You'll notice that it wasn't room for all the files on the music pages. Since my Tele2 account has ended, I'll wait till I get a new server, and not clean up and move pages here. If I get the time, I'll redirect http://welcome.to/oeb and more to a new server before Tele2 terminates the account. If not, you must figure on some down-time.
- DVD
- The translation of the info page is unfortunately not finished.
- Music
- As promised, a complete update of the Iron Maiden page. Clawfinger to come soon.
Tuesday January 29, 2000
- DVD
- Sorry for the lack of updates, but now I'm back with a HUGE update of the DVD site. I have a DVD info page ready on the Norwegion page, but unfortunately I haven't got time to translate it to English yet. Also, you may notice that some of the text on the other pages is in Norwegian. I have my winter holiday now, so expect a complete update soon.
- Music
- A quite major update of the Metallica page (well, from nothing at all to quite a bit), and a start on the Iron Maiden page (the album pics are lined up better :-) ). I have my winter holiday now, so expect a complete update soon.
- Kvernan
- Small update with Sommerstua's opening hours in 2000.
Thursday January 27, 2000
Monday January 24, 2000
- Help the hungry (free)!
- Visit this extraordinary page - The Hunger Site to give the Earth's starving people a ration of food. You can give once a day. Give - it costs you nothing! (I have no economic value of linking to this page.).
Sunday January 23, 2000
- Small update
- Not really many updates for you English speaking users, but if you do know Norwegian, and for some reason uses the English part of this site please re-login to get lots of updates! There is some minor updates on this part too, though.
- The page is smaller!
- I just had to clean up. News.html was getting so big that Notepad wouldn't cooperate. So I made the pages into four sections, one for each year - 1997, 1998 and 1999. If someone really would care about my old updates (get a life, I'd say then). :-)
Saturday January 15, 2000
- Small update
- Some small fixes on the Jurassic Park pages and DVD pages, including new information on Terminator 3 and 4 (!). Update of KP pages soon.
Saturday January 15, 2000
- Happy new year! - Possible downtime soon...
- At last an update. I did a silent update a bit earlier. Read more below. The new design should be on the waym but it isn't. It's just too much to do with school and anything else. So don't expect anything soon! I'll try to update more often, but I don't promise anything. In every case, I'll start with the pages that most badly need updating. Note: Don't bookmark my home.c2i.net address if you can see that in your browser. Bookmark http://welcome.to/oeb, http://get.to/kp, http://welcome.to/kvernan or http://kvernan.spedia.net. The home.c2i.net address will soon be terminated (se below, :-) ). Before all my pages are moved to a new server, there might be some downtime, but be patient. The pages will be back online in time for the summer - latest!
- Officially introducing OEB's Michael Crichton Store
- Click you way to this page, and you can buy every book or movie Crichton has been involved in (except The Terminal Man, you can search for it yourself in the Amazon.com search box). The store includes pictures and information about every Crichton related DVD. This page was part of the silent update earlier this month, but was not completely finished.
- Silent update: Guestbook
- I uploaded the latest messages earlier this month (yes, I know it takes too long time before your message gets online; it'll be better!).
- Jazz Jackrabbit - The Christmas Chronicles not to be released in Europe... :-(
- According to Jazz Central and Jazz2city Jazz Jackrabbit - The Christmaz Chronicles is delayed and will be put on hold until the next christmas holiday, if ever released.
- DVD - Major update
- The DVD pages are updates, more links, more shops - more of everything! Hot news: Jurassic Park and Jaws on DVD in 2000!
- Terminator page to come?
- Terminator page to come? I've just seen the two Terminator movies, and they were great! Unfortunately I don't think I have the time to make another page; so it'll do with a part of the DVD pages. Hot news: Terminator 3 in 2001, and Terminator 2: Judgment Day Special Edition DVD to come from Artisan (buy, buy, buy!)
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