Innskrifter på gravsteiner.

1. Hypokonderen´s gravstein: "Hva var det jeg sa?"

2. Her ligger Esekiel Aikle, alder 102. De gode dør unge..

3. Gravsteinen til Anna Wallace i England: "The children of Israel wanted bread, and you sent them manna, Old Clerk Wallace wanted a wife, and the devil sent him Anna. "

4. Her ligger levningene av Jonathan, tråkket på gassen i stedet for bremsen...

5. Innskriften på en gravstein fra ville vesten: Here lays Butch, we planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, but slow on the draw.

6. Innskriften til advokat John Strange: Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is strange.

7. She always said her feet were killing her, but nobody believed her.

8. Here lies the Body of Anna, done to death by a banana, It wasn`t the fruit that laid her low, but the skin of the ting that made her go.

9. Innskriften til Owen Moore: Gone away, owin' more than he could pay

10. Her ligger Harry. Skulle se opp heis sjakten om heisen var på vei ned. Det var den...

11. Here I am lying silent and dead, a big truck was driving right over my head.


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