SpaceTerrapin: My hamster is beautiful.

Jolt4300: Is it a ferocious, flesh-eating hamster?

SpaceTerrapin: No.

Jolt4300: Oh.

SpaceTerrapin: She bites, but doesn't eat flesh. She's too tiny, so her bites dont hurt yet either.

Jolt4300: I've read about wild hamsters that strip flesh to the bone in less than a minute... That might have been piranhas, come to think of it, unless there's a breed of hamsters with gills.

SpaceTerrapin: Clover couldn't do that. Yes, that is piranhas.

Jolt4300: So Clover is a piranha?

SpaceTerrapin: Nooo, silly! Clover is a teeny hamper.

Jolt4300: Piranha is a dirty laundry hamper?

SpaceTerrapin: Pirhana is a B-movie.

Jolt4300: By James Cameron, no less.

SpaceTerrapin: Exactly. There's also a modern remake of it.

Jolt4300: Who is clover.

SpaceTerrapin: ..But not of Clover. Clover is my hamster.

Jolt4300: Then who is the piranha?

SpaceTerrapin: I don't know.

Jolt4300: Are *you* the piranha?

SpaceTerrapin: *strips passer by of flesh down to bones* No I don't think so.

Jolt4300: Do you have sharp teeth and like to hunt together with other people like you?

SpaceTerrapin: There is no one else like me!

Jolt4300: Then you are the hamster?

SpaceTerrapin: No, Clover is the hamster.

Jolt4300: And who is sunburnt?

SpaceTerrapin: You are. And I shall be next week, ish.

Jolt4300: Oh? Vacation?

SpaceTerrapin: Yeah I'm off to Spain on Sunday with mum and dad.

Jolt4300: I've heard that it doesn't rain much in the mountains over there...

SpaceTerrapin: It doesn't rain much at all really

Jolt4300: Not even on the plains?

SpaceTerrapin: I'm going to see mum and dads new villa

SpaceTerrapin: No.

Jolt4300: Villa Lobos?

SpaceTerrapin: No.

SpaceTerrapin: I want to take clover but I can't.

Jolt4300: Viva el revoluzione?

SpaceTerrapin: NO!

Jolt4300: Take Cover? Are the Russians coming?

SpaceTerrapin: You're mental.

Jolt4300: No, I'm sunburnt.

SpaceTerrapin: Then who is mental?

Jolt4300: Clover is.

SpaceTerrapin: Yes, she is:-)

Jolt4300: Unless he's the Piranha, in which case James Cameron is the mental part.

SpaceTerrapin: Would you like to see what Clover looks like? http://www.hamperhams.co.uk/dwarf/hhpage1.htm See the first one? She looks like Clover.

Jolt4300: Green and four-leafed?

SpaceTerrapin: No, silly. Grey with a stripe down her back and a white fluffy tummy.

Jolt4300: You're right. Three leaves.

SpaceTerrapin: No, four legs.

Jolt4300: What happened to the gills and the scaly skin?

SpaceTerrapin: She doesn't have any.

Jolt4300: Hmmmmmmmm. You know, I've never seen a Piranha without gills before.

SpaceTerrapin: That's because she's not a piranha!

Jolt4300: She's James Cameron?

SpaceTerrapin: Noooo.

Jolt4300: James Cameron is a hamster?

SpaceTerrapin: Maybe...

Jolt4300: Strange....this picture doesn't look like a piranha at all.

SpaceTerrapin: She's not one, silly.

Jolt4300: This looks like a picture of James Cameron.

SpaceTerrapin: LOL!!

Jolt4300: *note to self* I think she's about to crack soon. Must continue.....

SpaceTerrapin: LOL! Me, Crack? Never!

SpaceTerrapin: James Cameron might, though.

Jolt4300: James Cameron is on crack?

SpaceTerrapin: James Cameron is up his crack?

Jolt4300: Do the hamsters know about that?

SpaceTerrapin: No, but the piranhas do.

Jolt4300: Are they on crack too?

SpaceTerrapin: They're eating James Cameron's crack.

Jolt4300: James Cameron has a crack? He must be a piranha then.

SpaceTerrapin: No, the piranas are eating his crack whilst the hamsters are smoking crack. But not Clover. Clover is crack free.

Jolt4300: Clover smokes Piranhas?

SpaceTerrapin: Yes.

Jolt4300: Does she have a cute crack?

SpaceTerrapin: She has no crack, or plastic mac, but can play with tack.

Jolt4300: Can she play with James Cameron?

SpaceTerrapin: Yes.

Jolt4300: Will James Bite Clover?

SpaceTerrapin: No but Clover will bite James, and most probably poo on him.

Jolt4300: When did Winnie enter into all of this? Is he a Piranha too?

SpaceTerrapin: yes

Jolt4300: And he's mental?

SpaceTerrapin: Clover won't go to the toilet in her cage only on Ricky and his mum.

SpaceTerrapin: No. You are mental.

Jolt4300: aha!....I think I've got it all figured out now!

Jolt4300: Clover.....is the hamster.

SpaceTerrapin: Yes!

Jolt4300: James Cameron is a Piranha.

SpaceTerrapin: Yes!!

Jolt4300: I am Mental.

SpaceTerrapin: Yes!!!

Jolt4300: And Winnie the Pooh is on crack.

SpaceTerrapin: Absolutely! You get it now!!!