I dislike censorship. In fact, I loathe it. To be perfectly honest, I fucking hate it so much I'd go to war, only to see it abolished from the planet. There are several reasons why I hate it so much, the first and foremost being the people who censor. I *hate* to be told how to behave, how to think, what to see and what to wear. I don't *want* to be a cog in the fucking system of the bleeding society of today. I want to have the option to form my own ideas, how insane and ridiculous they might be. I want to be a arsehole!

If the word *fuck* is bleeped over in television, but it's clear to everyone which word it really is, what is then the reason of censor? There are no bad words, only bad meanings. If the meaning comes perfectly across, even with a bloody beep instead of a normal, articulate word; WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL DOING IT? ARSEHOLES.

And then there's that other kind of censorship, the kind where they cut out selected scenes from moving pictures, hacking up an otherwise perfectly good movie. Again; who gives you the right to decide what I should watch? Who gives you the right to dare inflicting my way of thinking? Who gives you the right to destroy a product; to otherwise disform it from it's original state, like the artist meant it to be? Fuckers.

And while we're on the subject, why is it some subjects are so much more prone to being censored than others? A pair of naked breasts? Can't have that. But if they are chopped off? Okay, that's alright then. I really don't get this kind of logic. Anything even suggesting sex is censored the hell out of, edited down to PG-13 films, for the whole of the family to enough, but any movie out there containing more than a swimmingpool full of blood is left alone. "Well, the audience are adults.", they say. If we are adults, then why the fuck are you treating us as we're children, and telling us what we can and cannot see? Fuckers!

I've come to treasure those four little letters on the television screen sometimes. "Live", also spelled R-E-A-L. It means if anything happens, a plane crash, Islamic suicide bombers, heart attacks and sudden bouts of streaking; you'll get to see it. You'll get to experience exactly that reality you experience everywhere else but your little screen. They don't want that. Reality in Television. They want everything to be controlled, to be pedagogical and educating. Mass Media; the fourth world power. The only remaining superpower in existence. They filter everything that goes onto the screen, and if you're smart you'll filter it again, coming from the screen and going into your mind. A pure and simple bullshit detector.

Don't let anyone censor your opinions. There might be something called freedom of speech, but it's not a freedom in existence. The only freedom in existence is a freedom of thought. When we let our thoughts be censored, we've lost. We've lost the battle of humanity, becoming cogs in the machinery. If it comes to this.......

Then my name will be Tyler Durden. And you *will* become my spacemonkeys. Live and motherfucking direct.