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41 Reasons why your bike is 
better than your partner...

 

  1. If you say bad things about your bike you don’t have to apologise before you can ride it again.

  2. You can ride your bike for long as you like & it wont get sore.

  3. You can kick your bike to wake it up.

  4. You can have a black bike & show it to your parents.

  5. Bikes only need their fluid changed every 4500 kms.

  6. Bikes curves never sag.

  7. Bikes last longer.

  8. Bikes don’t get pregnant.

  9. You can ride a bike anytime of the month.

  10. Bikes don’t have parents.

  11. If your Bike has an oil leak you can still ride it without complaint.

  12. Bikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

  13. There’s no problem's if your mates ride your bike.

  14. If your bike makes too much noise you can put a muffler on it.

  15. You only need to replace the chain on your bike when the old one is worn.

  16. If your bike smokes you can do something about it.

  17. Bikes don’t care how many other bikes you have ridden.

  18. When riding you & your bike arrive at the same time.

  19. Bikes don’t care how many other bikes you have.

  20. Bikes don’t mind if you look at other bikes

  21. Bikes don’t mind if you buy bike magazines.

  22. New bike must be asked for, & if you don’t want to pay you don’t get one.

  23. If your bike goes flat you can fix it.

  24. If your bike is too loose you can tighten it.

  25. If your bike is too soft you can buy new shocks.

  26. If your bike is misaligned you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.

  27. A bike will never shit on you.

  28. Your bike won't get upset if you drink piss while riding it.

  29. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your bike.

  30. You don’t have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your bike.

  31. You don’t have to prove to your bike that you're a m/cyclist & that you think that all bikes are equal

  32. Your parents don’t keep in touch with your old bikes after you dump them.

  33. bikes always feel like going for a ride.

  34. bikes don’t insult you if you're a bad rider.

  35. Your bike never wants a night out with other bikes alone.

  36. bikes don’t care if you're late.

  37. You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your bike.

  38. It's always ok to use tie downs on your bike.

  39. If your bike doesn’t look good you can paint it.

  40. You can't get diseases from bikes you don’t know very well.

  41. You don't get jealous of other pistons in your bikes cylinder. Your bikes not faking when it gets really reved up

 

 

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