I used to have a big crush on british comedian Tony Slattery.
I got my hands on some screencaps from a chat-show he was on... And they turned into Tony-Toons.
(yes, the quality is crappy - but it's a long time ago. PSP3 I think...)

What would happen if I tried to talk to Tony...

Trying again...

... and again

Different approach this time.

The dream sequence. a.k.a what's not gonna happen.