Quotes Part 4 (35, Garrick) my one friend writes letters to her bf and then gives them to him. (35) Garrick ponders. (35, Garrick) i'm confused by it. (46, Silja) things like that are known to happen (46, Silja) but I personally think its a waste of time (35) Garrick nods. (46, Silja) unless its something kinky you slip into your special friends lunch or something that will make him all excited and come running home from work (35) Garrick smirks. (35, Garrick) hehe.. you'd know about that eh sil? :P (46, Silja) well. I read Cosmo (35) Garrick laughs (46, Silja) 69 ways to improve your sex life (46, Silja) #1 get one! (47, Sergio) hey Silja, isn't that a fighting style? (46, Silja) silja is a figthing style? (47, Sergio) no? (46, Silja) no. its my name! (47, Sergio) insert foot in mouth eh (53, Garrick) What's the scariest thing you can think of other than a vampire, a werewolf, a demon, a warlock and a dragon? (53, Garrick) oh. and a monk. (56, Silja) Garth Brooks (53, Garrick) ok. Silja.. hehe <23, Cap> H ? <10, Silja> H. from Steps <10, Silja> he was on blue peter last friday..and tried to steal all the prizes from the poetry competition <10, Silja> and I swooned <10, Silja> totally <10, Silja> Im gonna marry him. <23, Cap> whatdate? <10, Silja> new years eve <10, Silja> no wait.. hehe. In June <23, Cap> thisyr? <10, Silja> I want Sara to be my maid of honor and ya hafta be 18 to be so. <23, Cap> aha. <10, Silja> yea <10, Silja> we are getting engaged on new years <23, Cap> does he know? <10, Silja> tecnically... no. <23, Cap> hehe <23, Cap> but? <10, Silja> but he will <10, Silja> I just hafta get Eric to help me kidnap him <10, Silja> Eric and I are experienced kidnappers. [2]Mike: whorehouse without silja is not really a whorehouse :( or.. wait.. that sounds bad [Mike means the *game* WhoreHouse. Honest!] [I wanna play a character on the X files...] <10, Silja> I made up some lines <10, Silja> wanna hear it? <28, Coco> sure <10, Silja> kk <10, Silja> my character was sniffing around somewhere she shouldnt.. like one of the baddies office <10, Silja> and she gets busted by Krycek <10, Silja> and he like points a gun at her <10, Silja> and then she goes "what, yur just gonna kill me?" <10, Silja> "yeah" <10, Silja> "You could at least have the decency to try it on with me first!" <10, Silja> "what?" <10, Silja> "Oh please... you were totally checking me out earlier.." <10, Silja> well? <28, Coco> hehe its good <28, Coco> it would fit into the show <10, Silja> cool <10, Silja> I was sorta thinking tho <10, Silja> that I dont get killed <28, Coco> i know i know <10, Silja> and Krycek turns out to be a goodie <28, Coco> you and Krychek could kill off scully...then mulder...and you guys could run the show <10, Silja> and then when David Ducovny and Gillian Anderson quit the show... me and Krycek could be the new stars <10, Silja> hehe <28> Coco laughs! exactly! <10, Silja> exactly <10, Silja> that was funny <10, Silja> only we are goodies... so we dont kill them. the baddies kill them <28, Coco> ohhh right [1]Mike: when you come to america we'll go to a mexican restaurant :) [3]Silja: okay [1]Mike: oh wait.. we can't go [3]Silja: why? [1]Mike: you're a vegatarian [3]Silja: nah [1]Mike: nah? [3]Silja: Im not [1]Mike: you'd eat Mr. Cow ? [3]Silja: I eat meat and then I feel guilty :( [3]Silja: I sometimes even eat Mr Cow :( [1]Mike: well.. it's worth it to try meican food :) [1]Mike: Mr. Cow.. and Mr. Chicken want you to eat them :) [1]Mike: you don't want to offend Mr. Cow and Mr. Chicken by saying they don't taste yummy <13, Silja> Ive done it with Mike a few times <13, Silja> maybe we could try? [I was talking about ftp... honest!] [7]Silja: she dumped him. so now I can have him [6]Harakas: sil you're pretty ambicious [7]Silja: I could go to Oslo right now. and grab his bum [7]Silja: nobody can resist me. [7]Silja: Id sneak up behind Sven.. and grab his bum. and then he'd turn around. and Id say "hey, wanna bonk?" and he'd say "yea" [7]Silja: good plan no? [6]Harakas: dream on little girl. [7]Silja: blah [7]Silja: if somebody grabbed your bum and said "wanna bonk?" wouldnt you say yea? [6]Harakas: i would say nay. [7]Silja: ya would? [7]Silja: are you gay or something? <13, Silja> I have a brilliant plan. I'll go to Oslo... where the Biathlon is... and sneak up behind Sven Fischer... and grab his bum. Then he'd turn around. And Id say "hi! wanna bonk?" and he'd say "yea!" <23, Rob> hmm <23, Rob> explain the "brilliant" part [2]tequila: yeah... :) marry a german, sil [4]Silja: yep [4]Silja: I will [4]Silja: but not just any german. [4]Silja: Sven [2]tequila: hopefully his penis would fit your needs :) despite all rumors :) [4]Silja: hehe [2]tequila: but there is more to a man than his penis [4]Silja: of course [2]tequila: like: his balls [2]tequila: and: his foreskin (ha, mike! gotcha! >:) (Har is a very sensitive guy...) [3]Harakas: well you should try to wear pink bikinis [2]Silja: I dont like bikinis [3]Harakas: because you're fat and look ugly in them? (Talking about first crushes) [4]Hanna: hehe..mine was marky mark [1]Silja: marky mark. hehe [4]Hanna: he had a big......... in boogie nights [1]Silja: yea [1]Silja: I was waiting the whole film for that scene [1]Silja: not that I fancy him. I had just heard it was.... big. [4]Hanna: yeah..and it lasted what?? 3 seconds? [1]Silja: total rip-off [4]Hanna: yea [1]Silja: american football is for pussies [1]Silja: helmets and padding. [7]Kari: silja!! [0]Mike: i love playing american football [7]Kari :( [7]Kari: american football rules. [1]Silja: can I say two things about american football? [1]Silja: 1) a ball is round [1]Silja: 2) when do they touch it with their feet? [3]Silja: Im sorry. Im norwegian. <- my favorite phrase [2]tequila: Im sorry. You are norwegian. (my fav phrase :) [0]Mike: Open your legs.. <--- my fav phrase :) [3]Silja: do I look like somebody who needs to ask guys if they wanna fuck? [1]Harakas: yes, you do sil. [1]Harakas: at least now i can write into my private memo: sil agreed to have sex with me but declined afterwards and called me halibut head <28, Kari> silja what music from the 90's do ya like? <28, Kari> or the 00's <13, Silja> music from the 90s? <13, Silja> I like Steps from the 90s. <28, Kari> steps..hahahaha <4, Rob> <28, Kari> steps..hahahaha <- kari you ARE the woman of my life =) <13, Silja> you dont even know Steps <28, Kari> oh i know steps [1]Silja: from ICQ: "Hi Im from Belarus and hoping to visit norway in the summer. Please tell me something about your country" [1]Silja: Me: "We dont like russians" [0]Mike: did you really!?? [1]Silja: I did really <> The Capsi Bulletin Board: < 95> Garrick: I have a feces mustache. < 96> Garrick: I am an undersized shemale hindu midget. < 97> Garrick: I drop-kick toddlers. < 98> Garrick: I feast on the bowel movements of otters. < 99> Garrick: I could really do without geese. <100> Garrick: I wonder if Jesus ever had the shits. <> Shown messages: 95 to 100. Total: 100. [4]tequila: i wonder if one day, we all will meet :) [4]tequila: i mean, in real life... face time [1]Silja: we should [1]Silja: I'll invite you all to my wedding [6]Harakas: you mean sil we're never going to meet? [1]Silja: Har yer terrible! [4]tequila: har sil 1 : 0 [4]tequila :) (Talkin about an african tribe...) [2]pia: so..when they start getting pubeshair.. [2]pia: they are sent to a cabbin.. [2]pia: where men in tribe has to have analsex with them..for YEARS [2]pia: so that they become men [3]Silja: thats fucked up [3]Silja: geesh [3]Silja: wake up and smell the 21st century [3]Silja: get a TV and a fone [3]Silja: and stop having anal sex in a cabin [4]Kari: you talkin about the amish? [2]pia: eheh yea [3]Silja: hehe no [1]Mike: the amish do that? [1]Mike: does sex cause electricity? [3]Silja: I doubt the amish have anal sex [4]Kari: i bet they do [4]Kari: not much else to do without electricity [3]Silja: hehe >> [5]Linn just left! [3]tequila: d'ya kick her? [4]Silja: yea [3]tequila: hehe... Mighty Kicking Sil.... could be a pokemon character >:) [4]Silja: yea [3]tequila: yea :) [4]Silja: Im super girl! [3]Tequila: i remeber... [3]tequila: having Super Kicking Powerrrrrr... and Translation Turbo [4]Silja: yea :) [3]tequila: then you'd be most powerful pokemon ever! [4]Silja: of course. :P [Talking about how I met Teq] <23, Cap> Is he on havens? Didn't know. <13, Silja> How do ya think I met him? E-maling random germans? <23, Cap> You've done worse things. <28, Kari> you dont like malin? <13, Silja> I like Malin. but I dont wanna talk to anyone in there. <28, Kari> why not? <13, Silja> dunno. <13, Silja> Im weird. <7, Harakas> sil's having her puberty. <28, Kari> i am going out. and i have to wear a sock and a brace on one foot <28, Kari> what shoe do i wear on the other foot? <13, Silja> trainer <28, Kari> but i am wearing a skirt <28, Kari> and a nice shirt <13, Silja> so? <28, Kari> so it wouldnt look right <13, Silja> wear nice trainers! <28, Kari> my trainers ARE nice <28, Kari> maybe i will change out of my skirt <28, Kari> if i wear trainers i will have to change my shirt too. <28, Kari> hrm brb <13, Silja> hehe <13, Silja> I dont need to play dress-up with dolls. <13, Silja> I do it with Kari [Taken out of context... Honest!] <13, Silja> everybody are doing it <13, Silja> I just do it to Har online. [Me and Kari are playing wouth our sitenames.] # Name Channel Idle Site m*I 1 hippie mind trip 29d22h KILLJOY m*I 5 kazi kamasutra 2d15h jade.zeal.net r H 7 Harakas XXX 39s mail.lap.ttu.ee r H 13 Silja XXX 0s will.do.anyone @ Hm 28 Kari XXX 2s for.free ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <7, Harakas> what's up girls? <13, Silja> Im horny. <13, Silja> maybe thats a rude thing to say <7, Harakas> you're horny? for a girl that's a rude thing to say. <13, Silja> actually. Im not horny. Im just dying for a shag. <28, Kari> thats horny Hit the "Back" button on your browser to get back to my page.