Quotes Part 2 (19, Garrick) I'm going to have sex with linux. lala (1, Cap) you are? (39, Silja) isnt the guy who invented linux from finalnd? (1, Cap) Linux was made by Linux from Finland indeed (39, Silja) I thot so (39, Silja) so Eric is gonna have sex with him eh? (1, Cap) no, with the pc (1, Cap) Floppy now, hard later. (20, Silja) ah what the buggery bollocks is this. Netscape has totally died. (24, Ellie) LOL buggery bollocks! (24, Ellie) hehehe I like that! (1, Cap) I am making a page about you (3, Silja) oh really? (1, Cap) its about yur sexlife (3, Silja) oh an empty page? (28, Sil) I am going to bed..................with Phil :P (20, Lily) with Phil? Do you have a blow up doll? (28, Sil) hehe nah (28, Sil) I named my pillow Phil (20, Lily) hehe (20, Lily) Eric named his pillow Samantha.. but he killed her. (20, Lily) am I the only one who doesn't name their pillow (24, Jiinx) oh my (28, Sil) oh my what Jiinx? (24, Jiinx) oh my..I was readng the pillow talk (24, Jiinx) and the Samantha and Phil thing (20, Lily) Jiinx named her pillow Howie. (25, Sil) hey guess what I just bought >> (20) Lily has joined. (12, Ellie) what? (12, Ellie) another Lily? (7, Cap) makes ya look sexy (7, Cap) maybe you even are, who knows =p (14, Sil) hehe (14, Sil) na (14, Sil) not in my Take That tshirt anyway :P (7, Cap) hehe (7, Cap) then take that off? (7) Cap gigglez (14, Sil) hehe >> (37) Naken Man has joined. (19, Garrick) Hello, Arab. (37, Naken Man) Arab? (19, Garrick) Silja and I are Israelites. (19, Garrick) We took your homeland, Palestine, and with the UN's help formed Israel (19, Garrick) hehe. ahh, see, Sil and I took yer channel (19, Garrick) hehe (19, Garrick) hehe. long story? (37, Naken Man) ack! (22, Sil) hehe (19, Garrick) I know a Norwegian that wakes up early to watch 'Ready Steady Cook' [2]Annakin Cow: farmers? like... Amish? [2]Annakin Cow: I should see the Anonimous Amish and Barnistics [2]Annakin Cow: they are undercover... from the CIA... Central Intelligence Amish, you know... [2]Annakin Cow: and the Federal Barn of Investigation, too... (20, Sil) I think Im gonna go to bed (23, Ellie) Oi! (23, Ellie) Sil! its only 9! (20, Sil) only 9? (23, Ellie) yah...oh wait the norway thing :) (20, Sil) hehe yeah the Norway thing [Trying to download a mp3 of Africa by Toto] (26, Sil) every time I try to download africa it takes forever (14, Cap) its a big continent sil (14, Cap) you should try something smaller first (14, Cap) europe or australia (2, Sil) thats the thing with cats (2, Sil) if they want something (2, Sil) and yer busy (2, Sil) and they keep nagging (2, Sil) and you say "ooh bite me" (2, Sil) they do... (7, Lily) sure Sil.. (7, Lily) I believe you *looks around* [Silja] I do watch Ready Steady Cook tho ;P [XRevolveR] ARRRRGH! [XRevolveR] That's it, I'm gonna shoot you now, ok? [Silja] hehe [Silja] okay [Silja] but be sure to tell the police why [Silja] "see officer, I shot her cause she likes 911 and watched Ready Steady Cook" [XRevolveR] Sounds like a legit reason to me ;) (4, Cap) ugly banners =) (20, Sil) hehe (20, Sil) I made them (4, Cap) COOOL BANNERS (4, Cap) hehe (18, Sil) Amish (18, Sil) err Arab (18, Sil) an Amish Arab (18, Sil) Im an Amish Arab Alcoholic (18, Sil) Im an Amish Arab Alcoholic Android (18, Sil) Im an Amish Arab Alcoholic Android Armchair (23, Lily) I'm... a duck. (8, Garrick) yer both insane (18, Sil) altho he was like 46 (18, Sil) hehe (15, Lily) 46? (18, Sil) mmhmm (15, Lily) k.. (18, Sil) he was dead cute tho (18, Sil) and really nice (18, Sil) I'd do him :P (15, Lily) you'd do anyone? (18, Sil) Oi (18, Sil) that's not fair (15, Lily) well.. its kinda true ? (26, Sil) have you seen Mike lately? (16, Cap) nope (16, Cap) we broke up [1]Silja: hrm.. [0]Mike: humm :) [1]Silja: Im writin a happy b-day Phil [Collen from Def Lepp] message. [1]Silja: I dunno what to write tho [1]Silja: I think "please come to Norway coz I wanna fuck you" would be too forward [0]Mike: ACK! ahahahah :) [0]Mike: ack.. they are about to get married :( [1]Silja: who? [0]Mike: the dude and the girl [1]Silja: ohh...well duh. (17, Sil) go away and leave me be :) (14, Lily) Ms bossy. (17, Sil) that's Miss Bossy (14, Lily) MY BAD!!!!!!!!!! (14, Lily) MISSSSSSSS MIKKOLA BOSSY PANTS! [Like good little Europeans we are plotting to nuke America...] (13, Cap) on one condition (17, Sil) what condition? (13, Cap) that some British Company buys Star Trek rights and the Offspring immigrates there too (17, Sil) if America is nuked anyone can have the Star Trek rights (13, Cap) hehehehe (17, Sil) and we'll nuke em while Offspring are on their European tour (17, Sil) oh btw....I have a condition too (17, Sil) Mel Gibson moves to Norway and ties me up ;P (13) Cap . o O (she's back to the old guys thing) (17, Sil) oh...hey...he's just uhm 42 [This is kinda longish, but worth it cos of Garricks last line...] (26, Garrick) Americans are dumb (16, Sil) yea (16, Sil) especially your leader (16, Sil) why is he bombing Iraq? (26, Garrick) I think he's doing it just for shits and giggles (26, Garrick) He's sitting in the oval office smoking a cigar and laughing. (26, Garrick) He's probably having sex with Monica Lewinsky too. (16, Sil) he is just doing it to keep the media out of his pants (26, Garrick) probably. (16, Sil) yea (16, Sil) he should be shot (16, Sil) or strangled (26, Garrick) hehe (26, Garrick) or impeached. (16, Sil) first impeached...then shot (26, Garrick) hehe (16, Sil) Id shoot him (26, Garrick) nono (26, Garrick) They should suffocate him (26, Garrick) with a gigantic peach. (26, Garrick) Put him inside of it. (26, Garrick) -im-peach him. (26, Garrick) Just 'peach' him. (26, Garrick) Throw peaches at him (26, Garrick) like a stoning (26, Garrick) only with peaches. (16, Sil) shoot him with a peach (16, Sil) like put a peach in a bazooka (26, Garrick) Yeah. Shoot him with a peach. (26, Garrick) from a rocket launcher (16, Sil) and then make peachpie (26, Garrick) nono.. Presidential Peachpie. (26, Garrick) And sell it for $42.5 billion (26, Garrick) and use the money to buy a gigantic statue of ... David Hasselhoff [3]Cap: do what I did with my hotpics page [3]Cap: place only pics that have something special [2]Silja: yea.. I was gonna just go the cute pics [2]Silja: but he is cute in all pics [2]Silja: I mean...how many 43 year old guys do I lust after? [2]Silja: don't answer that... [3]Cap: hehehe [0]Mike: back [5]Cap: front. [1]Silja: middle [1]Silja: ooh that sounded kinky (24, Garrick) Sil is horny (15) Lily nods, she is (1, Sil) like you didn't already know that (26, Sil) did u hear that they gonna make a new Batman film? (26, Sil) guess who's gonna be Batman :) (19, Lily) Mel! (Gibson) (26, Sil) and Richard Donner directs... (26, Sil) this might be the first Batman that's rated R tho....'cos of language, violence and sexual content (26, Sil) sexual content and Mel sound good in the same sentence (19, Lily) haha (26, Sil) I wouldn't mind to have some sexual content with Mel :P (19) Lily laughs (19, Lily) SIIIL! he's old! (26, Sil) a shittt..it wont register (26, Sil) yay (26, Sil) I just had to change my birth year from 1900 to 1980 (19, Lily) hehe (26, Sil) it would be cool to be 99 yrs old (19, Lily) hehe (26, Sil) then you couldn't say "ooh Sil he's old" (26, Sil) then you'd say "ooh Sil a toy boy? shame on you" (19, Lily) hahaha [1]Silja: I think 15" would be too big for me [0]Mike: ack! [0]Mike: 15" is perfect [We were talking about computer screens... Honest!] [Talking about what we think of when we have probelms sleeping...] (14, Lily) I try and visualize the guys from school (like Andy and Will and Matt,) they make me laugh (22, Silja) I make up all kinds of fun stories (22, Silja) like me being admitted to the ER and Dr. Ross examines me :P (14, Lily) hehehe (22, Silja) and then I go back to his place and stuff...hehe (14, Lily) and you have hot passionate sex? ooo (22, Silja) of course :) (14, Lily) hehe (22, Silja) 5 times (14, Lily) haha (22, Silja) hhehe (14, Lily) fuck me gently with a chain saw :( (10, Silja) erm... ouch!? (18, Silja) it would be kinda fun to get shot (18, Silja) you could say "I was shot once..wanna see the car?" (13, Teacup) Hehehehheheheehheeh. Car (18, Silja) erm scar (18, Silja) I got shot once. Wanna see my car? its a BMW! (13, Teacup) Hehehehhe [0]Mike: I'm so hungry I could eat my own shit [Talking about Beckham] (12, Silja) Yup same one, who also cost England the Argentina game. He is a right fucko. (14, Lily) Ahh okies (14, Lily) Fucko. That's yer word of the day eh? (12, Silja) Yup (14, Lily) Hehe Hit the "Back" button on your browser to get back to my page.