"Im young and Im hopeless -

I'm lost and I know this -

I'm going nowhere fast, that's what they say."

 

Vitals:
Name: Silja Mikkola Jensen
DOB: May 19th, 1980
Location: Tromsø, Norway
Occupation: Medical secretary

More:
I'm not normal. Im unique. Special. Strange.
I do things my own way, and I have my own opinions. Sounds pretty cool eh? There is more actually. Im also crazy. Sometimes in a good way, and sometimes in a bad way... And sometimes just plain crazy.
People have described me using words like "happy", "angelic", "smart", "dirty" & "fucking bitch".
I can't describe myself in one word - or five. If you want to know exactly what I'm like and who I am, you are just going to have to get to know me...

 

Interests, hobbies etc...


I collect cows. I have a million. Or two hundred. You can see them on my cowpage.


Music is very important. Radio sucks.

I also have a fetish for agressivly cheerful music, classical and musical.

TV is fun; I like 24, Friends, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, Desperate Housewives & Malcolm in the Middle.

I read; Harry Potter über alles. I like John Irving, especially A Prayer for Owen Meany. Sophie Kinsella's Shopoholic series is hilarious. Maryan Keyes is great. Janet Evanovich is fun.

Movies; The Cider House Rules, The Breakfast Club, Leaglly Blonde, Moulin Rouge

Comics rule. Nemi!!! (I met Lise, she signed my Nemi Books!!!) Sin Fest is just amazing. I also read Betty, The Buckets, BC and Zits.

I shop. Too much. Hot Topic, FEA Merchandise, Amazon UK, e-bay, play.com...

I drive a 2001 Renault Clio.

I also love tractors. They make lots of yummy noise. *vrooom vrooom*

I like boys! Except evil shitheads and idiots in general. Famous boys I like include Benji and Joel Madden, Christian Campbell and Frankie Muniz.

I like girls too... Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Charlize Theron, Birgitte Sættem, Katy Hill...

I love red and purple. Especially purple. I have too many purple things.

I love pink too. If I didn't love pink so much, I might be a goth.

I love t-shirts. My favorite ones say "I know right from wrong, I prefer wrong" and "Make the stupid people shut up."

Im kinda nerdy. I understand binary and FTP, which often surprises boys.

I am an exhibitionist.

I wish I could sing, but I really really cant. I've been booed out of karaoke often.

I tend to speak my mind, and be brutally honest. Sometimes it freaks people out.

I only wear sneakers.

I love anything occult. It's different.

I drink. Champagne, white wine, vodka and gin tonic.

I eat too. I love Burger King and SubWay.

I cook. I do a kick-ass salmon, and also apple/pork wok.

I use Firefox.

 

My goals:

Get a job I like.

Lose a couple of kilos.

Have a baby who'll be Formula-One World Champion.

Have a little red barn with white lacy curtains and four cows.

Add some horses to the mentioned barn.