1 If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2 Incoming fire has the right of way.

3 Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

4 There is always a way.

5 The easy ways are always mined.

6 Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

7 Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

8 The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: When you're ready for them and when you're not ready for them.

9 Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

11 If your attack is going well, you’ve just walked straight into an ambush.

12 Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

13 The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

14 When in doubt empty the magazine.

15 Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

16 Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing.

17 Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

18 A Purple Heart just proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

19 Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

20 Five second fuses only last three seconds.

22 It is generally advisable not to eject directly over the area you’ve just bombed cause they ant going to best pleased.

23 If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.