Subject: soccer
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 19:04:09 -0800
From: Patrick Leary <shammy@nauticom.net>
Organization: Nauticom!
To: eli-md@online.no
hello i will try to be nice. football isn't dangerous is it. i love soccer and i am very smart. why do you have to have a web page that puts down soccer. do you know that soccer is the most popular sport in the world, and rising in america. so i don't think you should have this site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Subject: soccer
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 19:07:32 -0800
From: Patrick Leary <shammy@nauticom.net>
Organization: Nauticom!
To: eli-md@online.no
what is so fun about other sports all you do is run around like basketball and football why don't you have a page for those games. the reason you don't like soccer is because you are no good and you aren't in good enough shape for this fabulous sport.
Subject: yo fucko!
Date: Sat, 07 Dec 1996 22:28:14 -0500
From: Peter Silvano <"vvpsilvano@total.net"@total.net>
To: eli-md@online.no
Listen you stupid american,soccer rules and there is no better sport. American football is pathetic,all these so called "athletes" are all a big joke.You got fat tubs of shit running around like maniacs,and some lazy punk throwing a ball.Soccer players are more athletic than football players.All these bullshit "fast"runners like emmit smith or rocket ismael can be blown away by soccer players.The whole world loves soccer and you can not change a thing with your fucking site.SOCCER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Fotball suger.
Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 09:59:21 +0100
From: Christian Henriksen <chrish@kvadraturen.vgs.no>
To: eli-md@online.no
Jeg beklager så meget men en dag så ble jeg truet på livet og måtte spille fotball i gymmen, da haade jeg ikke annet å gjøre enn å være med. da hendte det seg sånn ant jeg skulle sparke en ball, samtidig kom en annen og skulle sparke samtidig med meg. Han sitt spark var ca. 100 ganger harder enn mitt spark, og det resulterte i at jeg fløy himmelhøyt over bakken. Jeg måtte ikke på sykehus men det varr jammen ikke langt i fra. ellers var dette en meget bra side, siden alt stod på engelsk så tenkte jeg at kanskje du også skjønte norsk så jeg gadd ikke skrive dette på engelsk
Subject: soccer fan
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 11:34:08 -0800
From: rolin <owe@trex2.oscs.montana.edu>
To: eli-md@online.no
Cool guy,
You sound to me like the sporty athletic type. I happen to love soccer and haved played it for years. I find it a lot more fun than sitting in front of a computer spanking my monkey, much like yourself. Instead of looking like a complete faggot who had not seen the sun in 66 days, I chose to play the worlds most popular game. In closing, we have have found that females prefer people who play sports over those cool computer "badasses" like yourself. Well, off to play more soccer!!
Fuck you very much, C.Weiss
Subject: soccer fan II
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 11:38:52 -0800
From: rolin <owe@trex2.oscs.montana.edu>
To: eli-md@online.no
Good afternoon soccer hater,
I would like to inform you of some errors in your list. Actually, one error. Your entire list is composed of reasons TO play soccer. Further, I would like to add some more.
1. Chicks dig soccer 2. Baggy shorts allow for better ball movement. 3. Blood stains are easily covered by grass stains. 4. No pads 5. Glory is better than a computer anyday. 6. YOU DON'T PLAY!!!!!!!!
Those are just a few additions that may help your list out.
Fuck you very much, M. Gagnon
Subject: Soccer Sucks
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 21:17:31 -0500
From: Larry Dillon <larry@hometown.on.ca>
To: eli-md@online.no
Who the hell would wanna kick a ball around anyways?!?
Subject: Sucking
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 15:43:18 +0100
From: "Vaast Bogaert" <vaastb@glo.be>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
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Greeting from Stef & Billie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! World's Best Socker Players!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: page
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 23:13:43 -0500 (EST)
From: Cabres@aol.com
To: eli-md@online.no CC: Cabres@aol.com
your page kiks
Subject: hi, i hate soccer
queers.
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 21:32:47 -0600
From: God <viking4976@hotmail.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
i just call em' "grass fags" or in a gay voice say "soccer rules, basketball drools".. that usually pisses em off.
Subject: ?
Date: Mon, 28 Apr 1997 16:12:33 +0000
From: m <letter-m@geocities.com>
Organization: letter-m inc.
To: eli-md@online.no
.....hmmmmm...why do you spend so "much" time on a www-page like this? Isn't that a bit stupid, or..? Your idea might be good, but the layout sucks....
m
Subject: You suck
Date: Wed, 30 Apr 97 02:40:38 UT
From: "Jorge Delgado" <Guimo@msn.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
Soccer is a sport for man not for freaks soccer forever just for man you care verga
Subject: dumb
Date: Sun, 11 May 1997 13:21:17 -0400 (EDT)
From: Puma32@aol.com
To: eli-md@online.no
you have given stupid reasons to hate soccer. The media, spends basically NO time talking about soccer. Many other sports are more dangerous than soccer. The ball hitting your head does not cause brain damage, or make you dumb. You suck
Subject: Comment
Date: Wed, 14 May 1997 15:51:19 -0500
From: Theresa Poepplein <ziggyp16@ix.netcom.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
Listen up you stupid fuck, soccer is a beautiful sport, and you are to stupid to realize that. Why is it the most popular sport in the world? And dont give me that: it is not expensive to play excuse, because European soccer players make millions of dollars per year. If so many people should hate soccer, why has your page only been visited 38 times!!! HA HA HA, 38 times, this page sucks. You say soccer, is boring, that is because you dont understand the game. Football is ten times more boring, because 3/4 of the time, they just set up the play.
FUCK YOU ASS HOLE
Subject: Comment
Date: Wed, 14 May 1997 15:53:31 -0500
From: Theresa Poepplein <ziggyp16@ix.netcom.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
One more thing ass hole, you think soccer players are so stupid, why do I play soccer, and I have an IQ of 160.
Subject: Futtbål
Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 11:28:56 -0700
From: Elev Kvadraturen Videregående Skole
<b315-nn@kvadraturen.vgs.no>
To: eli-md@online.no
Futtbål is kul cøs it's reily føn 2 plei it, in dhe såkker bane. I lik såkker kås it's kul ænd it's very fæst, 2 plei it in jør sliip. Jes, I truli and ånestli miin it, it is veri kul 2 plei it in jør sliip, dhen ju kæn drim dæth ju ar dhe bæst såkker pleier in dhe whøule wørld.
Hjartelig helosning EIRIK GRØNLIEN.
Subject: soccer sucks yet it is
the best sport out there
Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 11:20:17 -0700
From: Steven Richard Davis <luna@cfw.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
because soccer just sucks just like you
Subject: soccer
Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 11:24:33 -0700
From: Steven Richard Davis <luna@cfw.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
soccer rules what the hell is your *#^&ing problem you freak
Subject: soccer rules
Date: Mon, 23 Jun 1997 11:26:26 -0700
From: Steven Richard Davis <luna@cfw.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
soccer rules and you suck so hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Subject:
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 1997 14:50:03 -0700
From: "ROBERT LEASON" <BOBLEASON@worldnet.att.net>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
Hey stupid, just in case you haven't realized it soccer is the sport of the world, so deal with it. What is your idea of a good sport. A bunch of fat ugly football players smashing up against each other. OOOOH, just what I want to see. I just love watching people run around with huge jelly rolls. And I suppose baseball is so great. Many people say that Babe Ruth was the greatest player to ever live. He was so fat that he could barely run. And lets talk about the stupid thing. I play and just happen to be smart. I got a 1270 on my SATs and have a 3.97 gpa, as do many others who play soccer, so don't even try to tell me that we're stupid. Maybe if you would take the time to talk to a professional player, you would realize that they are high-class people, but at the time are intelligent and friendly.
so piss off.
Subject:
Date: Sat, 28 Jun 1997 15:12:02 -0700
From: "ROBERT LEASON" <BOBLEASON@worldnet.att.net>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
to the moron,
Soccer people are violent.That's why people don't call us wimps.If your sport is baseball,they are a bunch ofbig fat spitting PIGS.If soccer sucks, why is it growing in America?Soccer rules dork.
SOCCER IS AWSOME
Subject: Keep your opinions to
you.......
Date: Sun, 29 Jun 1997 23:59:04 -0400 (EDT)
From: Brian357@aol.com
To: eli-md@online.no
Obivously You are some type of person who has never played the game of soccer os has some childhood experience where U messed up and lost the game. Don't advertise it on your page and Go by a nice little saying.
~If you don't have anything nice to say about soccer, then you aren't thinking AT ALL~
Subject: fuck u
Date: Thu, 18 Sep 1997 16:53:41 -0400 (EDT)
From: HMFDGM@aol.com
To: eli-md@online.no
SOCCER
RULES!!!!
U SUCK AT SOCCER< THATS WHY U HATE IT MOTHER FUCKING
ASSHOLE SON OF A FUCKINF BITCH U WHITE SORRY PERSON
Subject: idiot
Date: Fri, 19 Sep 1997 16:39:34 -0600
From: jcaism01@webtv.net (John Anderson)
To: eli-md@online.no
futbol rules for ever
Subject: Comments on your
page...
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 1997 21:17:14 -0400
From: Tomasz Kuflewski <montom@ica.net>
To: eli-md@online.no
I just assume that you are a stupid American, who watches those idiots throwing the ball for 3.5 hours, when all the results are set up by "the league...". If you don't like soccer, just shut up and don't expose yourself in front of the whole (WWW) world.
Regards
Subject: you suck!
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 1997 22:05:53 -0500
From: Paul Gafton <pgafton@advanstar.com>
Organization: Advanstar Communication
To: eli-md@online.no
you suck! speaking of boring sports, do you find the big fat pathetic old basketball dudes inteligent? The Real football is king and the rest you can have it (all the senior citizen's past time activities from golf to tenis!
Subject: Til en fotball hatende
jente
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 1997 09:10:04 -0000
From: "Svein O. Larsen" <korea-sl@online.no>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
Det må ligge noen skikkelig traumatiske opplevelser til grunn for den sida di. Kanskje du aldri fikk bli med å spille når gutta i klassen møttes, etter skoletid, og du måtte stå å se på. Kanskje du har spilt på ett lag, men ble fort droppet pga at du ikke eide talent i det hele tatt. Da begynte du nok på jazz - ballett, men mestret nok ikke det heller. Så det er overveiende sannsynlig at det ligger noen alvorlig emosjonelle følelser her som en tikkende bombe, som venter på å gå av. Jeg anbefaler deg på det sterkeste å oppsøke en (idrett) psykolog.
Venlig Hilsen Svein Olav Larsen Ulsan, Sør Korea korea-sl@online.no
Subject: Soccer does not suck!
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 1997 18:55:41 -0700
From: Neil Radzins <mainst@europa.com>
To: eli-md@online.no
I think that your page on how soccer sucks is really stupid. Not all soccer players are stupid. I play mid-field on the field, but at school I play a big role on acedemics. I am on the honor roll. You obviously you must have had a bad reputation on the field. So what if people get a broken finger. When i played basketball, i broke my finger. Who cares!! You should give soccer another chance you know. Look how many people have been to this page. Not even 300.
Subject: comments
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 1997 18:56:31 -0500
From: javicris <javicris@escape.ca>
To: eli-md@online.no
I think that you are too dumb. There is something wrong in your head man. Almost everybody around the world likes soccer and you hate it. I would like to know what kind of sport do you practice. Maybe watching TV?
Subject: FUCK YOU
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 1997 01:28:31 -0400 (EDT)
From: N8DOGG10@aol.com
To: eli-md@online.no
IF YOU WANT TO BASH SOCCER, WHY DONT YOU E-MAIL ME YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. YOUR PROBABLY A FUCKING NERD THAT HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN YOUR FREE TIME THAN TO BASH SOCCER. AND YOU SAY THAT RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT SOCCER PLAYERS ARE DUMBER THAN "NORMAL PEOPLE," WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A 4.3 GPA AND A 32 ACT AND STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE. I HOPE YOU E-MAIL ME BACK, SO I CAN TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE. YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT SOCCER PLAYERS GET ALL THE WOMEN AND AND ARE A PRESENT FROM GOD.
Subject: I HATE SOCCER
Date: Mon, 13 Oct 1997 12:26:32 -0700
From: Stanley Goldberg
<StanleyIGoldberg@worldnet.att.net>
To: eli-md@online.no
REASON WHY I HATE SOCCER PLAYERS:
SOCCER IS A SPORT PLAYED BY PUSSIES WHO ARE AFRAID TO GET HIT LIKE REAL MEN. WHY PLAY SOCCER WHEN YOU CAN PLAY A SPORT LIKE FOOTBALL AND LEARN HOW TO TAKE HITS LIKE A REAL PERSON?!?!?!
SOCCER IS A SPORT FOR FOREIGN PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PLAY REAL SPORTS!! SOCCER IS NOT A SPORT!!!!!
Subject: You suck you mother
fucker
Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 16:46:11 -0600
From: Don Spence <spence@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca>
Organization: Video Production Centre
To: eli-md@online.no
DEAR ASSHOLE: Your one fucking bitch. What does a hoser like you know about soccer. I think if I was playing soccer agianst you, I would end up beating the fuck out of you. Like you think soccer is violent, aggressive, and causes a lot of damage. Well take a look at football, hockey, and ruggby you dick fuck. And dont put fucking pages on the internet unless they have somthing useful in them, fucker.
From: A soccer player and fan, So KISS MY ASS.
Subject: JOKE
Date: Fri, 17 Oct 1997 19:45:44 -0400
From: Neil Margolies <nmm@wam.umd.edu>
To: eli-md@online.no
To whom it may concern,
Obviously this is a stupid joke. But just in case it isn't, I'd just like to point out that before you call others stupid, you may want to look in the mirror. You can't even proofread your page well enough to notice that you misspelled "thing" and "months." So, Mr. Intelligence, why don't you pick up a soccer ball and learn how to do something right for once. Have a nice day! : )
From, Bryan
Subject: Soccer does not suck
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 1997 22:43:43 -0700
From: Mary Davis <lldavis@adnc.com> Reply-
To: lldavis@gemini.adnc.com
Organization: home
To: eli-md@online.no
In your article you just said that soccer is taking away all the spot-light, so obviously, soccer is the best sport in the world! I am a high school student that has played soccer all my life. I'll most likely turn pro. I maintain a G.P.A. of 3.8 so I guess that where ever you got your reserch from was most mistaken about heading a ball. Plus soccer is the best sport that gets you in shape, rather than football, where you hike the ball run around for a second and then fall down. there is no point in that is there!!!!!!!!! Ps I can't beleive you really pay money for this site
Subject: question
Date: Mon, 03 Nov 1997 21:52:45 -0800
From: Ken Judge <5judges@email.bigsky.net>
To: eli-md@online.no
who are you trying to convince?
Subject: you're a bitch.
Date: Sun, 9 Nov 1997 18:19:25 -0500
From: "dennis masciotra" <d_mascio@alcor.concordia.ca>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
Listen, just because you're a ballet dancer, doesn't mean you have to insult other people who can play a real sport. Quit sucking on your mom's breast and grow up. Oh by the way, as for being stupid, I'd like to shove my 4.0 GPA up your ass, faggot. Any reply?? d_mascio@concordia.ca.
Subject: What?
Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 17:23:44 -0500
From: "Paul" <sischos@gte.net>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
You know, I have found that people that hate soccer, just don't have the mental capacity to understand the greatest game in the world. I will therefore assume that you are among this group of people, since you went through all of the trouble of creating this farce of a "Web-page." You splash your ignorance across this page like you're trying to prove some personal vendetta against some great wrong done to you in the past. Were you hit in the head with a soccer ball when you were a baby? Did your half-English father leave you to pursue the game? What kind of a reason is "A guy broke his finger playing soccer. You know, I once broke a finger playing Monopoly. If none of my suggestions for your page coming about are true, you must be another one of those half-witted Baseball loving, apple-pie eating, Ford driving babies that can't accept the fact that the U.S. is embracing soccer (futbol) and there's nothing you can do about it. E-mail me back if you get anymore terrific reasons why I should change my mind.
Paul Sischo Muskegon MI Sischos@gte.net
Subject: Din hjemme side:
http://home.sol.no/~elimd/
Date: Fri, 28 Nov 1997 12:26:12 +0100
From: Arne Kristiansen <arnek@rask.no>
To: "'eli-md@online.no'" <eli-md@online.no>
Hei !
Du skal bare vite at jeg syns det var en artig hjemmeside og at jeg stotter deg i 99,9% av punktene.
Arne K
Subject:
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 20:33:59 -0500
From: "mnov" <mnov@worldnet.att.net>
To: <eli-md@online.no>
you are an ignorant fool who can't even put ideas down in a clear manner. your "reasons why soccer sux" are shallow and lack facts to support them. you are probably some unathletic loser who couldn't make the soccer team and therefore tried to rid the world of the sport. i also think that you have way too much time on your hands to create such a meaningless website. get a life.
Subject: *normal*
Date: Sat, 27 Dec 1997 19:12:36 +0100
From: Alex <prestmo@online.no>
To: eli-md@online.no
you fuckings normal people who fuck your neighboords several times per day, can't even count your orgasms. hooligans are people who normal people have destroyed because they are more inteligent than you are.
FUCK NORMAL PEROPLE, bust ass
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