Welcome to The Soccer Sucks page!

Why making this page?

This page is dedicated to the battle against soccer's destruction of the world. The fact that soccer is destroying the world should be obvious to most intelligent people, but still there are some weird individuals in our world that haven't realized this. With the publishing of this page I do hope that every man's eyes will be opened - and in the end making the world a better place. WITHOUT soccer (isn't that a great dream).

A million reasons to hate soccer:

The first, and most important reason to hate soccer is that it's boring. The problem is, that more than half of the world population is too stupid to understand that. Also, a lot of people would say that you can't discuss taste. So when you are trying to make a soccerfan understand how terrible soccer is (they are too stupid to know for themselves), you have to give them some other reasons.

Here are a few of the reasons:

1. Soccer players really are stupid! American researchers have found that soccer-players who are often heading, have more problems at school than *normal* people.
2. Soccer is DANGEROUS! Almost all the soccer players I know have hurt themselves several times.
3. Soccer makes people really VIOLENT!! A perfect example of that is the English soccer-hooligans.
4. It is really stupid to play soccer, what is so fun about running around kicking a round thing back and forth?
5. Soccer is suppressing all the other sports by taking all the attention in the media.
6. errrr.... Why don't you mail me some good reasons so I can add them to the list?

Why do I hate soccer so much? There are a lot of other sports in our world, which also are dangerous. Like boxing for example, just look how Mohammed Ali ended up. Or Rocky. The bad thing about soccer is that soccer is a much more common sport to play, this causes tremendously more damage. And since soccer is a team-sport, the soccer players might get pushed by their team-mates to continue destroying themselves, even though they really want to stop. Besides that, the most annoying thing about soccer, is its vast coverage in the media.

• Read about the poor woman that died because of soccer.
• A guy broke his finger because of soccer.
• A few anti-soccer logos, check 'em out!
• All the comments I have received on my page. Long live stupidity!

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